The most romantic scene in any movie ever is the bit in Lady and The Tramp where Tramp rolls the last meatball on the plate to Lady with his nose. That’s a stone-cold fact. Don’t let the fact that I had “looking for someone to roll the last meatball to” as a prompt on my Hinge profile and only got a baker’s dozen of matches in 7 to 8 months of heavy (and I mean heavy) Hinge use detract from that.
If you’re reading this article on the most romantic restaurants in London I can only assume that you have a Tramp or Lady in your life that you want to exchange meatballs with and do that thing with the spaghetti where they end up kissing. Well, good news! Because I’ve done all the hard work for you and compiled this list of the sexiest, loveliest, and downright most charming restaurants in the whole of London for your Valentine’s date night. Why? Because I love love. And I love good food. Being able to combine those two things is one of the greatest joys in the world.
Don’t go thinking that you have to take your significant other out for a fancy meal though. I’m sure they’d be just as smitten if you decided to cook them a delicious meal at home as well. We’ve got plenty of sexy recipes that are perfect for doing just that. They’d probably be up for a takeaway on the sofa, too. There’s more to a relationship than fancy food with wine lists that don’t offer a single bottle under the £30 mark.
However, if you do fancy going out for a meal and making goo-goo eyes at someone you’re comfortable farting in front of, then I’ve got a bunch of restaurants you should try booking this Valentine’s Day. They’re not necessarily the flashiest or most expensive (because overpaying for bland cooking doesn’t get anyone in the mood for love) but they all deliver that certain je ne sais quoi. My rubric for making this list was the question “would I be embarrassed proposing to someone at this restaurant?” and the answer for all of the entries in this list is, “not at all”.
From romantic restaurants with a view like Decimo to romantic Italian restaurants like Trullo, we’ve got plenty of options on this list that will suit you down to the ground for Valentine’s Day or any other special occasion. Let’s just hope they’ve got a booking. These are the most romantic restaurants in London, Mob. I’ll blame you if I can’t get a reservation.