I’m not a massive brunch fan. The idea of waking up early on a Sunday and paying good money to eat pancakes and avo toast is not my cup of tea. I’m more of a long lunch that leads into an equally long dinner kind of fella. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older it’s that sometimes you need to put your preconceptions aside and be able to view something from an objective perspective. Because, apparently, that’s “mature”.
The painful truth is that lots of people like brunch. Obviously, lots of people liking something doesn’t mean that it’s necessarily good (see: Brexit, Trump, Boris) but when it comes to food, it’s hard to argue that’s something is inherently bad if it’s feeding so many people and making them happy. And I don’t want to end up becoming a Grinch who grumbles about over-priced granola for the rest of his life.
With that in mind, I decided to put myself out of my culinary comfort zone some of the myriad brunch offerings in London. A good deal of them were painfully mediocre and I did feel somewhat vindicated in that sense. But, to be honest, there are also more than a handful of spots in London serving some really good brunch. Brunch that’s actually had some thought put into it and brunch that’s worth setting an alarm on the weekend for.
Those are the places I’ve intended to highlight in this guide to the best brunches in London (for people who hate brunch). If you’re as apprehensive about brunch as much as I am, it’s worth giving some of these ace restaurants, cafés, and bakeries a whirl next weekend. If you’re already a fan of brunch then, well, these are the cream of the crop.